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Title: The Leather Book
Fandom: original, strictly speaking
Recipient: [ profile] myxginxblossoms
Notes: One of the options you offered was something Lovecraft inspired but original. And that's what this is. My original fic writing muscles are rusty, or else my Lovecraft muscles, but I hope you like this one anyway.

and it was not meant that we should travel far )
Fandom: Silmarillion/Pokemon yes shut up.
Summary: Celegorm finds a Pikachu. Madness ensues. Short, odd, pointless, but hell, it was a brain worm, I went with it.

yeeaaah I make no excuses for this )
minviendha: (eerie wolf)
( Nov. 13th, 2009 04:33 pm)
Dear Yuletide Goat!

Glad to hear you are here!~ First and foremost, I am fairly easy to please. I like surprises, I like a lot of characters, I like a wide range of topics, so really, if you're stuck banging your head against the wall, run with what you want to do and if you enjoy it I probably will too - I mean, so long as it is not something involving tentacle rape, anything involving intense detail of vomit or anything involving eye maiming which are really my only three squicks.

No, I'm serious.

(Well, I mean, other than the obvious stuff like yayhomophobia or yayracism! but I'd hope that goes without saying. Other things, though - fandom has killed my sense of squick.)

and now I get to ramble about what I like? OH BOY! )

Have fun with it! I hope you enjoy whatever you end up doing and that your Yuletide present(s) is as fantastic as I'm certain mine will be! &hearts &hearts &hearts
minviendha: (sharon den awesome)
( Aug. 29th, 2009 12:54 pm)

I had waaaay too much fun with it. Unedited, all that.

minviendha: (full moon)
( May. 20th, 2009 04:30 pm)

Rules for the meme:

1. If you’re a writer, comment to this post with your username.
2. Commenters, no drama please. Play like adults. And writers, be prepared for any comment.
3. Pimp the meme out by posting the above code into your journal.
4. Be honest.

Comment, please. I'd love any feedback anyone has. For fanfiction or anything original of mine you've read.
minviendha: (nightwalker)
( May. 7th, 2009 07:22 am)
Stolen from [ profile] skaryma. I like writing presents for people! :D

The first TEN people to comment in this post get to request a drabble of any pairing/character (from one of my usual fandoms). Original fic is also allowed--you can toss names, photos, descriptions of personalities at me--with the provision that none of the characters be from any works in progress. In return, those ten people have to post this in their journals, regardless of their ability level just post if you want to. Could be fun.

A tentative list of fandoms I am comfortable/have written in/would be willing to try, but throw ideas at me regardless fandomtown )

Have at!

...also, ThouShaltNot are fucking brilliant. This always needs repeating. .____.

So I've finally gotten back to writing in Other's World! This makes me incredibly happy.

Yaaay, return of the original writing. XD And it's actually...going somewhere omg. What a novelty.

...I need some water and sleep.
minviendha: (disgruntled chevalier d'eon)
( Mar. 9th, 2009 11:24 am)
[Poll #1362559]

For a newspaper article - I need your answers. :D

Feeling incredibly upset about the WASL suddenly. Joy.

ETA: What is this RaceFail business? I think I missed a memo of some kind.

Also, the part that made me cry in A Storm of Swords. Minor spoilers.

Read more... )

Yes, I am aware I'm a sentimental git, and?
Why people insist on turning on story alerts...for my oneshots. Um, people, if it's marked as completed chances are I'm not going to finish it. End of story. >___< I do not understand people sometimes.

Also, because I feel like it: my favorite Unsolved Mysteries (TM). Enjoy. References from Wikipedia, of course. Where else? 

1. The Oak Island Money Pit. Okay, okay, so as Unsolved Mysteries (TM) go it's not that big, but...this one has always fascinated me. I'm not even sure why, as treasure hunts and such have never been really my thing...though, I have to think that whoever made this thing must have been pretty ingenious. And pretty desperate. And also kind of wonder if maybe someone didn't just do that to bury...nothing...but that's because I'm me and that's the kind of thing I would do. XD

2. Voynich Manuscript. This one actually has it, right there in the first paragraph: "has also given weight to the theory that the book is simply an elaborate hoax — a meaningless sequence of arbitrary symbols." But nonetheless, this is another one from my childhood that periodically turns up (I was a weird kid, I read about this kind of stuff all the freaking time, probably explains something) that always interests me. Mysterious manuscript, turned up out of nowhere, totally indecipherable...stuff of a book, there. I'm sure there is one, and it's probably bad, but.

3. Taos Hum. Okay, so this one, on the weird scale, is not that bad, it's just...peculiar. Because seriously what is not odd about a pervasive low frequency hum that everyone is hearing but has no apparent source? 

4. The Bloop. Two words: Cthulhu's. Rising. That is all.

5. The Mothman. I don't know what's oddest about this one - the description given of it, the way it's connected with the bridge disaster, or just...the whole story. I don't know, it's a weird thing. This probably has something to do with reading The Mothman Prophecies, though.

6. Dancing Mania. Okay, seriously - this would have to be the oddest thing ever to witness. A bunch of people. Randomly begin dancing. And literally cannot stop even as they're dropping from exhaustion. Seriously, what the hell? And sure, it's explainable, but still...weird, wacky, and awesome.

7. Dyatlov Pass Accident. Weirdest. Thing. Ever. So, basically. Couple hikers go up into the mountains. Experienced hikers. Don't come home on time. So, not that weird yet. But here's where it starts getting odd. So the search party goes up, and finds that the hikers ripped their way out of the tent - from the inside - and ran out into the snow. In their underwear. So that's odd enough, and unsurprising that they were all dead. What is weird? That "while the corpses show no signs of struggle, one victim had a fractured skull, two had broken ribs, and one was missing her tongue." And weirder? The inquest "suggested that the fatal injuries of the three bodies could not have been caused by another human being, owing to the extreme force to which they had been subjected." And. The only footprints in the snow were the hiker's. Brrr. Read the article for more, I'm going to try not to think about this too much.

8. The Green Children. After the above one, in my opinion this might be the weirdest one on here. Basically, in the 12th century, two children, a boy and a girl, appeared in a village in the United Kingdom, confused and disoriented. Their skin was colored green, they spoke an unknown language, and at first refused to eat. While the boy died, the girl survived and eventually lost her green coloring. Perhaps weirdest is the account of the surviving child. "When she learned English, she explained that they came from the 'Land of St Martin', which was dimly lit because the sun never rose far above the horizon. One day, while tending their father's herd, they heard the faraway sound of bells. They crossed a "river of light", entered a cavern and eventually found themselves in Woolpit."

Of course, all of these probably have a simple explanation. But still. Weird, interesting, and eternally fascinating to me, at least. And I don't know. But I like a little bit of the unexplained in my life...even if it creeps me the hell out.

ETA: Just realized - "end of story" hahahahaha I made a funneh. :D

But Wait, There's More!: ....okay I kind of want.

minviendha: (disgruntled chevalier d'eon)
( Jan. 17th, 2009 11:31 pm)
I will try to stop mood-swinging so much, really. >__> Also finally have the seed of an idea, just need to knuckle down and write... [ profile] shorelle you should be seeing birthday present soon, I'm sorry I fail so hard. XD

Also have other fics to write, largely for NYR and largely Melusine themed...still must try to write something happy. This is much harder than it should be! Eurgh. Am also trying to figure out how I can expand my readership on things, I would really like to have more people readng this stuff so I at least get some idea of quality (though of course compliments are always nice too.) 

And yeah, going to try not to be so mood swingy, am annoying even me. Though possibly partly because I had scaryvivid dream last night where I was failing - actually failing - almost all of my classes. And it freaked me out badly. Because my grades are slipping, and I really really really have been concerned I'm going to flunk something this year - as opposed to just getting a B, which I don't like either, but I can live with if I have to.

Too Sleepy To Function, off to bed and maybe reading a bit of The Book of Night With Moon. Maybe I'll be productive tomorrow. Something.

This water tastes weird, I'll probably get plastic cup poisoning. XD

ETA: Psych! Meme.

Pick up to 15 OTPs.
- Describe them in less than 15 words.
- Have your flist guess the OTP. (I'm curious how many of these people can get simply by osmosis.)

1. Dysfunctional, incestuous, traumatized love. (No, Mimi. XD)
Felix/Mildmay, guessed by [ profile] ifshadowsoffend 
2. That analogy about horses and saddles should not be that kinky.
3. They make teacher/student relationships just fine. Very fine. Bast/Kvothe, guessed by [ profile] ifshadowsoffend 
4. You could cut the UST between this pair with a razor.
5. There is one reason I ship this pairing, and her name is Mimi.
6. There is so much wrong with this pairing. Namely the fact that I ship it.
7. The ultimate in opposites attract. Crowley/Aziraphale, guessed by [ profile] trialia and [ profile] redsilkscarf.
9. A whole new meaning to 'crazy-in-love.' Now with fewer hands!
10. Because they love to hang out. Though usually only one of them is doing the hanging. Maedhros/Fingon, guessed by, again, [ profile] ifshadowsoffend 

DISCLAIMER: This was written for the school newspaper, which may explain a lot. As I will never be published, I wanted to post this somewhere, because it amused me. And that is the sole reason it exists. To amuse at least a little. Have fun. ...maybe I'll go do the other one now. Probably not. But I thought about it, okay?

Everyone knows about dinosaurs. Some of them are fairly funky looking. But what a lot of people don’t know is that there are some pretty weird things living today out in the wide world. Bizarre? Certainly. Real? Of course. The best in weird, in the safety of your own home.


With pictures! )
Firstly, thank you so much for taking time out of your month to gift me with some fic! I feel rather precious.

So, in the interests of extended information...there's not much I don't go for in fic, and most of what I don't like was probably mentioned in the details...other than that, I'm a fan (a great fan) of angst, subtle and unrequited romance, fluffability, dark fluffability, stories with dialogue...

Oh, hell. Just write me something and I'll be overjoyed. Thank you and may your received fics be just as wonderful as I'm certain mine will be. :D
minviendha: (absolute glee)
( Jun. 26th, 2008 11:26 pm)
Title: Hands
Fandom: The Kingkiller Chronicle
Summary: Bast has a certain fondness for a feature of his Reshi's.
Author's Notes: Random image popped into my head last night, typed it up in drabble form. Gift for [personal profile] ifshadowsoffend, just because.

Hands )

Fandom: The Gentleman Bastard Sequence
Summary: Locke Lamora never seems to learn his lessons.
Author's Notes: Also with the above - popped into my head, wrote it up in drabble form. Also rather a present for Meg, as she and the twins inspired it.

Cards )

Fandom: Caliban Leandros Series
Summary: It's Caliban's birthday!
Author's Notes: Not nearly as happy as it sounds - it is Cal, after all. Been meaning to write this one for ages, finally got around to it. Am rather more fond of it than it probably deserves.

Birthdays )
minviendha: (everybody DANCE!!)
( Jun. 17th, 2008 10:48 pm)


....and more fic. Ahahaha.

Title: Anything But That
Fandom: Black Jewels Trilogy
Prompt: 044. Hunger
Characters: Manny, Daemon Sadi
Warnings: none, really
Summary: Every man has a breaking point, as does every child. There are some threats that can't be resisted. Drabbleish.

Fandom: Black Jewels Trilogy
Prompt: 010. Torture
Characters: Daemon Sadi, Lucivar Yaslana
Warnings: Bloodythings, mildly, some language. It's not slash, I swear. >.<
Summary: After midnight, only one person comes knocking on Daemon's door.

Weary )

Title: The Stones
Fandom: Black Jewels Trilogy
Prompt: 093. Voice
Characters: Daemon Sadi, some Saetan purely by mention
Warnings: Just angst, y'know.
Summary: Daemon goes visiting SaDiablo Hall in Terreille.

Where do all these come from?

Title: Please
Prompt: 057. Please
Characters: Daemon Sadi, Dorothea SaDiablo
Warnings: nasty things bordering on pedophilia.
Summary: He hated that word. It was so small, so pathetic, so childish. And so useless.

Please )

Title: Yearning
Prompt: 080. Restraints
Characters: Lucivar Yaslana, Luthvian
Warnings: just angst.
Summary: He knew that something was missing, just not what.

Yearning )

Title: The Rising
Prompt: 072. Sorrow
Characters: Daemon Sadi, Surreal SaDiablo, Jaenelle, Saetan and Lucivar by name.
Warnings: Aaangst!Daemon.
Summary: Rising from the Twisted Kingdom, Daemon has things to consider.

Not that the two aren't synonymous.

Just - am I the only one who sees people and will go 'ohai, that's so Lucivar's nose' or 'omg, that guy has Bast eyes!' Because I keep wanting to yell this at someone when it happens, and I'm not sure how...strange...this is. XD

Just wondering.

Meanwhile. MOVING ON.

I have...fic things. INORITE?

Title: Mother Night
Fandom: Black Jewels Trilogy. Any surprises there? I am more than halfway done with my claim, though. :D
Characters: Jaenelle, Wilhelmina, briefly Leland and Alexandra
Prompt: 016. Evil
Warnings: Nothing, really - Jaenelle being Witchish.
Summary: Jaenelle has a question for her older sister, and Wilhelmina is a little frightened of the sister she doesn't really know.

I so cannot focus this evening. At all.
minviendha: (kelpie in moonlight)
( Apr. 25th, 2008 04:26 pm)
1) [profile] redsilkscarf , I have an icon for you:

2) I ship Christian/Cyrano de Bergerac and desire to write fic at some point for them. That is all. *hides again*

3) I have - more fic.

Title: A Promise
Fandom: Caliban Series
Summary: Niko will not break his promises. Especially not those to his brother.

4) I'm feeling horribly vulnerable and like all my friends only put up with me because they are obligated to. Sensible me knows this is not true. However,there is a good portion of me that is very Not Sensible at all and refuses to be soothed by Sensible Reasoning. It is not a comfortable position.

5) HAPPY BIRTHDAY [profile] ersatz_iolo! MANY HAPPY RETURNS.
minviendha: (fictional daddy)
( Apr. 20th, 2008 04:40 pm)

I'm doing it again.

And - I wrote fanfiction? NOT FOR BJT OMG.

Title: Mostly Dead
Fandom: The Lies of Locke Lamora
Warnings: language - lots of language, and quite a bit of blood.
Summary: Locke does a lot of bleeding, Jean makes an attempt at optimism.
Notes: Spoilery for the end of the first book.

Fandom: Nightlife/Moonshine/Madhouse
Warnings: language, again
Summary: Sometimes love is more bitter than the lack of it.
Notes: Spoilery for the end of the first book, a bit of the second.

Darkling )
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