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help_haiti. Fwiw. Responses to comments et al later, when I'm no longer...in a very, very strange headspace. I don't even know what's going on. I don't even know.
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minviendha
Email address: elisemail9 at yahoo dot com
YM/AIM/Gtalk/ICQ (optional): liseinabox at AIM
You can see things I've created at:ficviendha for fic, this icon tag for icons.
I am offering: Beta reading, fic in a variety of fandoms, at least 1000 words, and possibly more if the prompt inspires. Icons, single frame with art or text of your choice.
Fandoms (if appropriate): Best with The Silmarillion, A Song of Ice and Fire, Doctrine of Labyrinths, and the Caliban Leandros Series. Can also write Harry Potter, Temeraire, The Gentleman Bastard Sequence, Wheel of Time, Lord of the Rings, and the Black Jewels Trilogy.
Additional Info (optional): I'm strongest with darkfic, but consider myself fairly versatile andalso enjoy writing fluffy things and future "speculative" fic. I enjoy crossovers, as long as I know one of the fandoms and at least have a little information in the other. AUs are great as well. I'll write anything from torture/porn on down. For icons, it's probably best to look at some of mine to see if the style works for you. Beta reading, I can do for grammar and structure, or, in fandoms I know, also for characterization and canon accuracy.
Starting Bid: $2 USD for any fic. $1 USD per icon. $2 USD per page for beta services.
Bid here.
ETA: ...also less seriously. This Week on Lise's Weird Reviews, I have now gotten this twice: LOVE STORY A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he said no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a
no. She had heard enough. As she walked away,tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said" You're... See More... See More... See More ... See More not pretty you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away.I'd die" THE END Isn't that sweet? Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM or email, outside of school,anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you break this chain letter you will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years. If you post this to 15 pages in 15 minutes, you're safe.
Oh noes, guys, I'm going to have ten relationship problems.
help_haiti. Fwiw. Responses to comments et al later, when I'm no longer...in a very, very strange headspace. I don't even know what's going on. I don't even know. User Name:
minviendhaEmail address: elisemail9 at yahoo dot com
YM/AIM/Gtalk/ICQ (optional): liseinabox at AIM
You can see things I've created at:
ficviendha for fic, this icon tag for icons.I am offering: Beta reading, fic in a variety of fandoms, at least 1000 words, and possibly more if the prompt inspires. Icons, single frame with art or text of your choice.
Fandoms (if appropriate): Best with The Silmarillion, A Song of Ice and Fire, Doctrine of Labyrinths, and the Caliban Leandros Series. Can also write Harry Potter, Temeraire, The Gentleman Bastard Sequence, Wheel of Time, Lord of the Rings, and the Black Jewels Trilogy.
Additional Info (optional): I'm strongest with darkfic, but consider myself fairly versatile andalso enjoy writing fluffy things and future "speculative" fic. I enjoy crossovers, as long as I know one of the fandoms and at least have a little information in the other. AUs are great as well. I'll write anything from torture/porn on down. For icons, it's probably best to look at some of mine to see if the style works for you. Beta reading, I can do for grammar and structure, or, in fandoms I know, also for characterization and canon accuracy.
Starting Bid: $2 USD for any fic. $1 USD per icon. $2 USD per page for beta services.
Bid here.
ETA: ...also less seriously. This Week on Lise's Weird Reviews, I have now gotten this twice: LOVE STORY A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he said no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a
no. She had heard enough. As she walked away,tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said" You're... See More... See More... See More ... See More not pretty you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away.I'd die" THE END Isn't that sweet? Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM or email, outside of school,anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you break this chain letter you will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years. If you post this to 15 pages in 15 minutes, you're safe.
Oh noes, guys, I'm going to have ten relationship problems.
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