memespam more. fandom, this time.

[minviendha]

List 12 characters from different fandoms first. (No cheating!)

Then answer the questions under the cut.

1. Semirhage (Wheel of Time)
2. Firekeeper (Firekeeper Saga)
3. Daemon Sadi (BJT)
4. FitzChivalry (Robin Hobb)
5. Melisande Shahrizai (Kushiel’s Legacy)
6. Faraday (Wayfarer Redemption)
7. Polgara (Eddings)
8. Ayla (Earth’s Children)
9. Daine (Immortals)
10. Jane Bennet (Pride and Prejudice)
11. Inigo Montoya (Princess Bride)
12. Aphrodite (Greek Mythology)

• Have you read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Oooh, Faraday/Inigo. That would actually not be too bad. Interesting. Iiiiintaaaaairesting.
  
• Do you think Four is hot? How hot? YES. YESYESYES. In the angst-ridden emo-boy sort of way. But YESYESYES nonetheless.
  
•  What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Whoa. Aphrodite got Ayla pregnant? Hey, she's everything else, why not the first lesbian? *kidding, kidding*
  
• Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine? Nope. Have never dove into the Tamora Pierce fanfiction. Probably never will. 
• Would Two and Six make a good couple? Firekeeper/Faraday? No. Waaaaay too different. Waaaaay too different. So different they're not even opposites. 
• Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Melisande/Jane Bennet or Melisande/Daine? Melisande/Jane all the way, dudes. That is so S&M and crack. Hmmm. Interesting idea.
• What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Firekeeper/Aphrodite? Hmm. And Polgara walks in on them. She'd probably join in I don't know.
  
• Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. ...Daemon/Jane? ...hmm. Jane finds herself at the mercy of the Sadist. Poor Jane. She always seems to end up with them sadists. That would be interesting, though.
  
• Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AYLA/SEMIRHAGE???? AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
  
• Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Polgara/Aphrodite. "Magic in Love?" I dunno. Ask Zorpy, she gives me good titles.
  
• What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? FITZ DEFLOWERING SEMIRHAGE? OMGWTFBBQUSSR. THAT'S SO STRANGE I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT OR MY BRAIN WILL EXPLODE.
  
• Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? mah 'satz? Have you been reading Polgara slash?
  
• Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? me. When I can find it. Damn Lucivar/Daemon shippers. Takin up my het space. I want some Jaenelle/Daemon, now.
  
• Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? The only one I can think of who might would be geartemis. Do you?
  
• Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Firekeeper/Fitz/Melisande?!?!?! That is just WEIRD.
  
• What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Jane? I can't picture her screaming at all. Maybe, 'amiable' which is how she is always described.
  
• If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? Perfect Day  by Hoku. Peppy, obnoxious, and enjoyable.
• If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? Aphrodite/Semirhage/Faraday? S&M/AU/crack/smut/angst/torture
  
• What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten? "You are like wolf - sexy and quiet."
  
• When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Last time I read my own fic about her.
  
• What is Six's super-secret kink? Totally sadism. Faraday loves spikes and handcuffs in her spare time. "Down, Axis! Stay!"
  
• Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober? Eleven would not shag Nine, ever. Nine might shag Eleven drunk, though.
  
• If Three and Seven get together, who tops? Daemon. Polgara would try, but Daemon.
  
• How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? OMGWTF? POLGARA/AYLA? NO.
  

These are always amusing.

Comments

[geartemis.livejournal.com]

omfuhguh, I love these memes. :D

[zorpisuttle.livejournal.com]

Everything you came up with involving either Ayla or Semi made me metaphorically snort soda out of my nose.

Also, if you rly rly rly want to know what Jane would scream at a moment of great passion, I suggest you read the numerous amount of published pr0nzy P&P fanfic like the one I bought without really knowing what it was, although I should have known from the cover- it's called Mr. Darcy Takes A Wife and that's pretty much all he does, although I think there's some plot in there.