Shortly, I am going to eat my own face.

[minviendha]

So anyway...

I have lots of fanfictions I would like to write. Unfortunately, I'm too nervous to actually write them. Some of said fanfictions would be Aziraphale/Crowley (of course) and Seyonne/Aleksander, as well as some BJT fic and maybe even a little Lecter thrown in there. I think I am utterly incapable of anything remotely requiring motivation.

Sigh.

On another note, I may go Photoshop stuff, in which case I can show Photoshopped stuff off. But that would probably be too much work. Or I could go work on my story. This seems like I should make some sort of horrible pun at this point, but...no. I want good Black Jewels fanfiction. Every scrap of it is either a Sue or...a Sue. Never mind, they're always Sues. Canon, people! Please! *loves them to bits*

Ah well. If I can't write it, I can't complain.

Dangit, I can't find a 'Do you Fail at Life?' quiz. Will have to find something else, I suppose.

To celebrate a fandom related post, how about some fandom memes? (I know, I know.)

Yes, some of them you have seen before.

List 12 characters from different fandoms first. (No cheating!)

Then answer the questions under the cut.

1. Karla (BJT)
2. Crowley (Good Omens)
3. Azhure StarDrifter WolfStar or whatever (Wayfarer Redemption)
4. Sebastian (Ephemera)
5. Aleksander (Rai Kirah Trilogy)
6. Elena (Women of the Otherworld)
7. Hannibal Lecter
8. Rhiannon (Rhiannon’s Ride)
9. Silk (Eddings)

10. Kettricken (Farseer and Tawny Man)
11. Tuon (Wheel of Time)
12. Jherek (Dancers at the End of Time)

 

1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? Neither. Tuon would get impatient, I’d think, and Elena just wouldn’t be a good professor.
2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? Yes. Really hot. Incubus hot. Anne Bishop hot.
3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed? I can’t see Rhiannon and Jherek interacting in any way.
4. What is or would be 9's favorite book? I honestly don’t know. Somehow I can’t picture him reading.
5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around? Neither way. They just don’t make sense either way.
6. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10? Silk. Silk and Aleksander would get along well, in a sort of bad way.
7. 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss? Crowley and Hannibal Lecter would have an interesting time. They’d probably eat in, though. But throw Jherek in there and it makes everything a little off.
8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens? Azhure wins, but only because she is a Sue. Kettricken should win, because she is cooler.
9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would s/he get it back? She’d fight her for it. I don’t know who would win there.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire. *blink* I don’t even really want to think about that.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together? Some sort of bridge where Sebastian ended up in Glacia, probably.
12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along? I’d die. Why do I always die?
13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be? Jump off a cliff.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11? Desiree drew her, and Pelly and Rhi wrote her, I think.
15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be? That’s tough. That’s really tough.
16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle? “SACRIFICE, DOOD!” No, I’m kidding about the last part.
17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose? Born to Be Wild by Steppenwolf.
18. 1, 6 and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it? Jherek laughs and Karla and Elena while they duke it out.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10? “Wanna see the gates of Hell?”
20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for? Treason.
21. What is 6's secret? She’s a werewolf.
22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first? Silk, and Tuon would be pissed about it.
23. 3 and 7 tell conflicting versions of events. Which is more reliable? Azhure, but I’d probably pick Hannibal anyway because of my depths of loathing for her.
24. "1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4’s sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12, in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it? That’s Karla and Silk as a team (oh crap), Sebastian is the villain (aw) and Tuon is his spy (snort). Jherek got kidnapped (which he would probably find very amusing). Aleksander gives the advice (not smart) and Azhure is the key? Dang. I’d probably call it “Crack and Something Else”. I don’t know who would read it. Probably just me.
25. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8? Rhiannon, hands down. One can’t really feel safe walking with a cannibal.

And another fandom meme, this one for pairings. 

"One True Pairing" ship: Jaenelle/Daemon or Mat/Tuon. It’s a tie.

"One True Threesome" ship:  Karla/Jaenelle/Daemon. *cringe* You can kill me now.

"Canon" ship: there are too many to list.

"Not quite canon but should be" ship: Surreal/Karla would be interesting. That, or Min/Elayne, but that’s not even almost canon.

"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" ship: Galad/Elayne.

"I'm one sick bastard" ship: Semirhage/Moghedien.

"I dabble a little" ship: Burrich/Chivalry.

"It's like a car crash" ship: Axis/Faraday.

"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" ship: Mat/Egwene.

"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" ship: Armand/Karla. Not even from the same fandom.

"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" ship: Mat/Rand.

"When all is said and done" ship: Lucivar/Marian.

 If nothing else, at least try. Even if you honestly have no idea.

Summarize 10 of your fandoms in three or less sentences, then see who on your friend's list can guess each fandom. (Single books only here, no series.)

1. A slave escapes with the help of his master and saves the world from being ravaged by demons. (I’ll be surprised if anyone guesses this one.)
2. It’s the End of the World and only the damned guy can save it. There is Rape and Pillaging. And lots of angst.
3. “Godammit, but I like the Earth!”
4. A girl is raised to be a spy/sex slave and ends up getting sold into real slavery. Sucks to be her.
5. A lot of stuff was going to happen, but it doesn’t happen. Yet.
6. Someone dies, and hopefully a psychopath is going to help the FBI out.
7. A tough girl learns to love, and a lot of men die along the way.
8. She loves him, she loves him not, she loves him, she loves him not. He is ambivalent.
9. A woman is tricked into betraying her husband and subsequently scrambles to rectify her mistake, realizing along the way that she really does love him, despite the fact that she didn’t five minutes ago.
10. There are numerous Conspiracies, and most of them have to do with hidden symbols. It is all very Interesting, and a few people Die, but mostly they just Solve Clues.

These are horribly cynical, I know. No offense meant.

Comments

[zorpisuttle.livejournal.com]

2 - WoT?
3 - Good Omens ftw.
10 - Da Vinci Code?

[minviendha.livejournal.com]

Wow, really good on the last two. Spot on.

Not Wheel of Time, though, sorry.