This thing is full of so much win.

[minviendha]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Elise!

1. Red Elise at night, shepherd's delight. Red Elise at morning, shepherd's warning.
2. Elise is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp!
3. The air around Elise is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
4. If you kiss Elise for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
5. The liquid inside Elise can be used as a substitute for blood plasma!
6. Elise is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
7. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Elise.
8. Baby swans are called Elise.
9. If you break Elise, you will get seven years of bad luck!
10. Elise was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes.

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So there you go. Don't break me, giez.

And to share the love:

The Zorpy, the Shorelle, and the 'satz, so far, because I am lazy.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Zorpisuttle!

1. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as zorpisuttle.
2. Zorpisuttle can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
3. Two grams of zorpisuttle provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
4. Baby swans are called zorpisuttle.
5. Zorpisuttle is actually a mammal, not a fish!
6. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of zorpisuttle!
7. Zorpisuttleolatry is the mindless worship of zorpisuttle!
8. Zorpisuttle has three eyelids.
9. Only twelve people have ever set foot on zorpisuttle.
10. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than zorpisuttle.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Shorelle!

1. It's bad luck to whistle near shorelle!
2. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with shorelle and water.
3. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil shorelle.
4. The porpoise is second to shorelle as the most intelligent animal on the planet!
5. Shorelle is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp.
6. Shorelle is the world's largest rodent.
7. In Japan, shorelle can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government!
8. The most dangerous form of shorelle is the bicycle!
9. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find shorelle.
10. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained shorelle!

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ersatz_iolo!

1. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of ersatz_iolo!
2. The only planet that rotates on its side is ersatz_iolo.
3. The first ersatz_iolo was made in 1853, and had no pedals!
4. Ersatz_iolo once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
5. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by ersatz_iolo fighting underground!
6. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using ersatz_iolo!
7. If you toss ersatz_iolo 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
8. All shrimp are born as ersatz_iolo, but gradually mature into females.
9. Ersatz_iolo is the sacred animal of Thailand.
10. Ersatz_iolo has only one weakness - the colour yellow.

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Hahahaha. I make me laugh.

Comments

[zorpisuttle.livejournal.com]

Aww, crap. Now everyone will be mining me for energy so they can run their tvs. I'm going to have to go into hiding with my mindless worshippers.

[princeralis.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, I love how your name comes from someone named Maria Ann Smith, wut? XD

[minviendha.livejournal.com]

*mines a Zorpy?*

Teehee.

[zorpisuttle.livejournal.com]

I wonder if this means I will develop amazing Minesweeper skillzors?

Also, did you know that there is a Minesweeper section on ff.net? I check up on it whenever I want to have my mind blown.

[minviendha.livejournal.com]

...XDDDDD.

YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS.

[minviendha.livejournal.com]

DOOD YOU ARE. AND THERE IS ALSO A SOLITAIRE FANDOM.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

*hysteria*

[zorpisuttle.livejournal.com]

...whoa, I have not seen the Solitaire fandom yet. That's fantastic.

...how can Solitaire even have a fandom? I mean, the only character is you. In minesweeper you can at least imagine being a soldier or something and go from there, but there's no such concept in Solitaire. Unless you want to imagine you're the pope/god/emperor of the world and you're organizing your subjects.

[zorpisuttle.livejournal.com]

Oh, ok, I guess you personify the cards. Fair enough.

[minviendha.livejournal.com]

*snork*

It's fairly amazing what people will do.

[minviendha.livejournal.com]

*headshake* Those men. They just refuse to wash their hands.

Teehee.

[zorpisuttle.livejournal.com]

No kidding. I was particularly amused by today's xkcd comic (http://xkcd.com/305/) which talks about what people will and will not write on the internet. :D