I've been meaning to repost this for a while. And I added in the graphics, made by the lovely
chacusha, where available.

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Best of Friends from Fox and the Hound
Ned and Robert were this once! Oh, the tragedy. Also, feel free to take 'play' however you like.
If only the world wouldn't get in the way
If only people would just let you play
You Can Fly! You Can Fly! You Can Fly! from Peter Pan
You can take this two ways - the absolutely awful way or the more hopeful way. Feel free to figure that one out.

When there's a smile in your heart
There's no better time to start
It's a very simple plan
You can do what the birdies can
At least it's worth a try
You can fly! You can fly!
Why Should I Worry from Oliver and Company
For everyone's favorite Kingslayer, in all his careless glory. Mostly.
Then you can own this town
You can wear the crown
Why should I worry?
Why should I care?
True Love's Kiss from Enchanted
Awwww, Sansa.
And that's the reason we need lips so much
For lips are the only things that touch
So to spend a life of endless bliss
Just find who you love through true love's kiss
I Just Can't Wait to Be King from The Lion King
Joffrey Lannister, nice to meet you. Sort of.
Everybody look left!
Everybody look right!
Everywhere you look I'm
Standing in the spotlight!
Reflection from Mulan
For a rather unhappy, lolpun reflective Arya/Brienne.

Look at me,
I will never pass for a perfect bride,
or a perfect daughter.
Can it be, I'm not meant to play this part.
Now I see,
That if I were truly to be myself,
I would break my family's heart
Be Prepared from The Lion King
Petyr Baelish makes his appearance and reveals his wicked plan. Spectacularly. (Or Cersei. No, this picture is not of Petyr.)

It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares
I'll Make a Man Out of You from Mulan
Ser Allister, who likes to make Jon Snow's life hard.

Did they send me daughters
When I asked for sons?
You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet
Before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man out of you
The Last Unicorn from The Last Unicorn
Daenerys. Just the last dragicorn. Or something like that. Don't stretch my creativity.
When the last eagle flies over the last crumbling mountain
When the last lion roars at the last dusty fountain
In the shadow of the forest, though she may be old and worn
They will stare, unbelieving, at the last unicorn
Perfect Isn't Easy from Oliver and Company
Cersei Lannister's favorite song.
Each little step a pose
See how the breeding shows
Sometimes it's too much for even me
But when all the world says, "Yes"
Then who am I to say "No"?
Don't ask a mutt to strut like a show girl
No, girl, you need a pro
One Jump Ahead from Aladdin
For Arya, on the run in King's Landing.
One jump ahead of the lawmen
That's all, and that's no joke
These guys don't appreciate I'm broke
Sound the Bugle from Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron
Poor dead Ned.
Sound the bugle now, play it just for me
As the seasons change, remember how I used to be
Now I can't go on; I can't even start
I've got nothing left... just an empty heart.
I'm a soldier; wounded so I must give up the fight
There's nothing more for me... lead me away
Or leave me lying here
In the Dark of the Night from Anastasia
...Melisandre. I'm sorry. No, not really.
In the dark of the night, terror will strike her
In the dark of the night, evil will brew
Soon she will feel that her nightmares are real
In the dark of the night
She'll be through!
Go the Distance from Hercules
Daenerys. Pwning with her dragons.

I have often dreamed
Of a far off place
Where a hero's welcome
Would be waiting for me
Where the crowds will cheer
When they see my face
And a voice keeps saying
This is where I'm meant to be
Under the Sea from The Little Mermaid
The Damphair. Of course.

Under the sea
Under the sea
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me
Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame(unfortunately attached to Heaven's Light. Ignore that.)
Stannis Baratheon. ...and my pseudocanon of his attraction to Melisandre.

Like fire
Hellfire
This fire in my skin
This burning
Desire
Is turning me to sin
Zero to Hero from Hercules
Jon Snow. From Zero to Lord Commander, that is.
He was a no one
A zero, zero
Now he's a honcho
He's a hero
Here was a kid with his act down pat
From zero to hero in no time flat
Zero to hero just like that
Colors of the Wind from Pocahontas
"You know nothing, Jon Snow" sound familiar?

You think the only people who are people
Are the people who look and think like you
But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger
You'll learn things you never knew you never knew
Beauty and the Beast from The Beauty and the Beast
Sansa and...well, anyone. Sandor, Tyrion, Loras by most accounts if you like...
Just a little change
Small to say the least
Both a little scared
Neither one prepared
Honor To Us All from Mulan
Brienne of Tarth. Is Mulan. If there were a Mulan in Westeros, it would be Brienne. I'm sticking to this. Everything she doesn't want.
Wait and see
When we're through
Boys will gladly go to war for you
With good fortune
And a great hairdo
You'll bring honor to us all
Trust In Me (The Python's Song) from The Jungle Book
Littlefinger and Sansa Stark.

Trust in me, just in me
Shut your eyes and trust in me
You can sleep safe and sound
Knowing I am around
Once Upon a December from Anastasia
Alayne Stone, remembering what was.
Dancing bears, painted wings,
Things I almost remember
And a song someone sings,
Once upon a December
Someone holds me safe and warm
Horses prance through a silver storm
Figures dancing gracefully
Across my memory
Never Smile at A Crocodile from Peter Pan
The entire court of King's Landing, if you like.
Never smile at a crocodile
No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile
Don't be taken in by his welcome grin
He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin
Never smile at a crocodile
The Remains of the Day from Corpse Bride
The whole damn series. (In the chorus, anyway, shh.) For all the other dead people you miss out there. And those that may yet end up dead. May they rest in peace. Relative peace.
Die, die we all pass away
But don't wear a frown cuz it's really okay
And you might try 'n' hide
And you might try 'n' pray
But we all end up the remains of the day

DOWNLOAD .ZIP HERE.
or alternate

Best of Friends from Fox and the Hound
Ned and Robert were this once! Oh, the tragedy. Also, feel free to take 'play' however you like.
If only the world wouldn't get in the way
If only people would just let you play
You Can Fly! You Can Fly! You Can Fly! from Peter Pan
You can take this two ways - the absolutely awful way or the more hopeful way. Feel free to figure that one out.

When there's a smile in your heart
There's no better time to start
It's a very simple plan
You can do what the birdies can
At least it's worth a try
You can fly! You can fly!
Why Should I Worry from Oliver and Company
For everyone's favorite Kingslayer, in all his careless glory. Mostly.
Then you can own this town
You can wear the crown
Why should I worry?
Why should I care?
True Love's Kiss from Enchanted
Awwww, Sansa.
And that's the reason we need lips so much
For lips are the only things that touch
So to spend a life of endless bliss
Just find who you love through true love's kiss
I Just Can't Wait to Be King from The Lion King
Joffrey Lannister, nice to meet you. Sort of.
Everybody look left!
Everybody look right!
Everywhere you look I'm
Standing in the spotlight!
Reflection from Mulan
For a rather unhappy, lolpun reflective Arya/Brienne.

Look at me,
I will never pass for a perfect bride,
or a perfect daughter.
Can it be, I'm not meant to play this part.
Now I see,
That if I were truly to be myself,
I would break my family's heart
Be Prepared from The Lion King
Petyr Baelish makes his appearance and reveals his wicked plan. Spectacularly. (Or Cersei. No, this picture is not of Petyr.)

It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares
I'll Make a Man Out of You from Mulan
Ser Allister, who likes to make Jon Snow's life hard.

Did they send me daughters
When I asked for sons?
You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet
Before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man out of you
The Last Unicorn from The Last Unicorn
Daenerys. Just the last dragicorn. Or something like that. Don't stretch my creativity.
When the last eagle flies over the last crumbling mountain
When the last lion roars at the last dusty fountain
In the shadow of the forest, though she may be old and worn
They will stare, unbelieving, at the last unicorn
Perfect Isn't Easy from Oliver and Company
Cersei Lannister's favorite song.
Each little step a pose
See how the breeding shows
Sometimes it's too much for even me
But when all the world says, "Yes"
Then who am I to say "No"?
Don't ask a mutt to strut like a show girl
No, girl, you need a pro
One Jump Ahead from Aladdin
For Arya, on the run in King's Landing.
One jump ahead of the lawmen
That's all, and that's no joke
These guys don't appreciate I'm broke
Sound the Bugle from Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron
Poor dead Ned.
Sound the bugle now, play it just for me
As the seasons change, remember how I used to be
Now I can't go on; I can't even start
I've got nothing left... just an empty heart.
I'm a soldier; wounded so I must give up the fight
There's nothing more for me... lead me away
Or leave me lying here
In the Dark of the Night from Anastasia
...Melisandre. I'm sorry. No, not really.
In the dark of the night, terror will strike her
In the dark of the night, evil will brew
Soon she will feel that her nightmares are real
In the dark of the night
She'll be through!
Go the Distance from Hercules
Daenerys. Pwning with her dragons.

I have often dreamed
Of a far off place
Where a hero's welcome
Would be waiting for me
Where the crowds will cheer
When they see my face
And a voice keeps saying
This is where I'm meant to be
Under the Sea from The Little Mermaid
The Damphair. Of course.

Under the sea
Under the sea
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me
Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame(unfortunately attached to Heaven's Light. Ignore that.)
Stannis Baratheon. ...and my pseudocanon of his attraction to Melisandre.

Like fire
Hellfire
This fire in my skin
This burning
Desire
Is turning me to sin
Zero to Hero from Hercules
Jon Snow. From Zero to Lord Commander, that is.
He was a no one
A zero, zero
Now he's a honcho
He's a hero
Here was a kid with his act down pat
From zero to hero in no time flat
Zero to hero just like that
Colors of the Wind from Pocahontas
"You know nothing, Jon Snow" sound familiar?

You think the only people who are people
Are the people who look and think like you
But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger
You'll learn things you never knew you never knew
Beauty and the Beast from The Beauty and the Beast
Sansa and...well, anyone. Sandor, Tyrion, Loras by most accounts if you like...
Just a little change
Small to say the least
Both a little scared
Neither one prepared
Honor To Us All from Mulan
Brienne of Tarth. Is Mulan. If there were a Mulan in Westeros, it would be Brienne. I'm sticking to this. Everything she doesn't want.
Wait and see
When we're through
Boys will gladly go to war for you
With good fortune
And a great hairdo
You'll bring honor to us all
Trust In Me (The Python's Song) from The Jungle Book
Littlefinger and Sansa Stark.

Trust in me, just in me
Shut your eyes and trust in me
You can sleep safe and sound
Knowing I am around
Once Upon a December from Anastasia
Alayne Stone, remembering what was.
Dancing bears, painted wings,
Things I almost remember
And a song someone sings,
Once upon a December
Someone holds me safe and warm
Horses prance through a silver storm
Figures dancing gracefully
Across my memory
Never Smile at A Crocodile from Peter Pan
The entire court of King's Landing, if you like.
Never smile at a crocodile
No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile
Don't be taken in by his welcome grin
He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin
Never smile at a crocodile
The Remains of the Day from Corpse Bride
The whole damn series. (In the chorus, anyway, shh.) For all the other dead people you miss out there. And those that may yet end up dead. May they rest in peace. Relative peace.
Die, die we all pass away
But don't wear a frown cuz it's really okay
And you might try 'n' hide
And you might try 'n' pray
But we all end up the remains of the day
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I was actually thinking of doing a Disney/Asoiaf playlist on my own (it won't be the same as yours though, don't worry!)
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So. XD I would love to see another version of this idea. >:D
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Also, random: I was going to make graphics involving Sansa and the wishing well song from Snow White, but then I realized that ALL THE SONGS sung by Snow White in that movie are like, 100% SANSA:
One:
I'm wishing (I'm wishing) for the one I love
To find me (to find me) today (today)
I'm hoping (I'm hoping) and I'm dreaming of
The nice things (the nice things) he'll say (he'll say)
Two:
With a smile and a song
Life is just a bright sunny day
Your cares fade away
And your heart is young
[...]
When you smile and you sing
Everything is in tune and it's spring
And life flows along
With a smile and a song
Three:
Some day my prince will come
Some day we'll meet again
And away to his castle we'll go
To be happy forever I know
Some day when spring is here
We'll find our love anew
I'm now convinced GRRM based Sansa on Snow White. XD
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But also, thought about art?
(And as a totally unrelated comment, pray don't let Clay nom Adrian -- today it's only a week since he's been at the Mansion LMFAO.)
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Excellent stuff though; I might download later. It was definitely amusing to read. :3
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/quotes Vienna Teng forever.
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Please make me a Sansa White fanart? Or video? Or something? XD Not even, mostly I just love this picture so unbearably much.
Didn't she get sorted as a Stark, too? It's PERFECT.Of course I used your graphics! I love love love them, I hope I have told you that. I am unfailingly impressed by your icons. O__o
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yet.Shhhh.)I have and I would wonder if you could make me some Aredhel/Celegorm art? Bonus points if it is sort of sexy. But mostly I just want dark haired Celegorm and Aredhel arts, because there is none of it and there is still too little fic. Or most of it is mine.
Daaaaaaammit.
Memmed? How do you mean?
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Valar morghulis, what a wonderful phrase
Valar morghulis, ain't no passin' craze
It means no enemies, for the rest of your days
It's our problem free philosophy
Valar morghulis!
Of course, this is partly self-inflicted.
And I also think this suits Melisandre well:
I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light, and made a switch
To this
And I fortunately know a little magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And dear lady, please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed (pathetic)
...
Now it's happened once or twice
Someone couldn't pay the price
And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals
Yes I've had the odd complaint
But on the whole I've been a saint
To those poor unfortunate souls
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AREDHEL/CELEGORM FTW. And anytime, for you. With anything on top. Dark haired Cele, alright. Duly noted. I'll try to have it ready soon ^^.
Memorized. B/c it's made of win. Just like you.
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(The best part? There were graphics for Poor Unfortunate Souls and Melisandre. GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE.
I'm fond of the Valar Morghulis, though. IT IS A WONDERFUL PHRASE INDEED. FULL OF LOVE. AND MAGIC.
AND OH YEAH, DEATH. XD I think my brain's shorted out...
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Don't you disrespect me little man!
Don't you derogate or deride!
You're in my world now
Not your world
And I got friends on the other side!
Sit down at my table
Put your minds at ease
If you relax it will enable me to do anything I please
I can read your future
I can change it 'round some, too
I'll look deep into your heart and soul
(you do have a soul, don't you,
LawrenceDavos?)Make your wildest dreams come true!
I got voodoo
I got hoodoo
I got things I ain't even tried!
And I got friends on the other side.
And also this could work for Dany or Arya:
And I'm almost there, I'm almost there
People down here think I'm crazy, but I don't care
Trials and tribulations, I've had my share
There ain't nothing gonna stop me now 'cause I'm almost there
There's been trials and tribulations
You know I've had my share
But I've climbed the mountain, I've crossed the river
And I'm almost there, I'm almost there
I'm almost there!
Of course, one of those would be less heartbreaking than the other.