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Oh. My. Dear. Lord.

A Wheel of Time sue. Or as good as.

NO! I THOUGHT THAT WE WERE BETTER THAN THIS!

-SOB-

Anyway, for anyone who's interested.

Or if you feel like losing faith in humanity. Not as bad as the last one.

But I am more picky when it comes to Wheel of Time fics.

X-posted to wheeloftime, [Bad username or unknown identity: minviendha, [info]]


Story Or Series Title: A Sidestep in the Pattern (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1435264/1/)

Fandom: Wheel of Time
Culprit Author's Name: starborn

Full Name (plus titles if any): Liane (she doesn't remember her last name)
Full Species(es): Bookwormicus Mary Sueicus
Hair Color (include adjectives): doesn't mention it
Eye Color (include adjectives): n/a
Unusual Markings/Colorations:
Special Possessions (if any): all nine WoT books.

Annoying Origin: London Mary Sueland
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: related to Elayne (shh, you're not supposed to know this)
Annoying Special Abilities: ability to snatch bodies, knives, and knife tricks.
Other Annoying Traits: has the spark inborn -gag-

( kill me, please )