junk meme from ersatz

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List 12 characters from different fandoms first. (No cheating!)

Then answer the questions under the cut.

1. Matrim Cauthon
2. Rhiannon (Kate Forsyth)
3. Phédre
4. Sirius Black
5. Elizabeth Swann
6. Ce’nedra
7. Raoul de Chagny
8. Joanne (RENT)
9. Sabriel
10. Fenris (Narnia)
11. Blind Seer
12. Athena (yay Greek mythology!)

1. Have you read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
   Um…Eddings/Firekeeper crossover? I think not.
   
   2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
   Ehm…not in the movie, in my head, sort of. In a scruffy, dirty sort of way.
   
   3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
   Ehm. So, Athena gets Joanne from RENT pregnant? That is a scaaaaaary thought.
   
   4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
   No – I haven’t read any Garth Nic fanfiction, and don’t really want to.
   
   5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
   Ehm, they both have tempers. So probably not. Rhiannon would probably kill Ce’nedra pretty quickly.
   
   6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
   WHOA. Elizabeth/Sabriel? Please, no! Or how about Elizabeth/Fenris. Cross species pairings, anyone?
   
   7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
   Oooh, hot Rhiannon/Athena sex! Ha. Anyway…he’d probably be shocked out of his mind. Please, this is Raoul. Can anyone say naïve?

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
…that’s so weird I don’t even want to contemplate it.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Awww, that would be cute. Dammit, now I want to write it. Meh. Tower + Mat + Joanne = wubs.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Um, I don’t know. “Grecian Plot Devices?” It’s appropriate.

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
NO. JUST…NO. I’m not even going to go there.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
…I wouldn’t know. Redsilkscarf, do you have something you want to tell me?

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
See above. Only scratch redsilkscarf.

14.Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
…me?

 

In other words, no.

15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Nope. Wellllll…maybe. Five.

16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
He’d probably howl.

17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Hmm, that’s a good one. I’m going to think about that.

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
AU/crossover/really strange fic.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
… “I love your fur?...”

 

Okay.

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Never. Haven’t read any PotC ficness.

21. What is Six's super-secret kink?
…I don’t know. S&M, probably.

22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?
…NO. PLEASE. AHHHHH! THE CRACKNESS!!!

23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Phédre. Definitely.

24. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Awesomeness. Ooooh, Phantom/Rent crossover. Wheeeee!

Note to Self: Next time I do one of these, I'm NOT going to use nonhuman characters.