*iz so dead* from dorkiness
ETA:
HOW MANY WHEEL OF TIME CHARACTERS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB?
MAT: Care to place a bet on it?
MIN: The lamp will come on, because I have seen it. But I do not know how.
VERIN: Interesting.
MOIRAINE: You must change the lightbulb,
LAN: …
NYNAEVE: I burned out the lightbulb on purpose!
ELAYNE: Hey, don’t worry about it. If I stick my chin in the air, anyone will do it.
SEMIRHAGE: The lightbulb will never come on. I have found ways to make it suffer.
ASMODEAN: Maybe if the lightbulb comes back on, you’ll know who killed me.
AVIENDHA: Ji’e’toh demands that I change the lightbulb.
PERRIN: I can see in the dark. I do not need a lightbulb.
ALLIANDRE: I am Queen! It will come on because I told it to!
LELAINE: Egwene, change the lightbulb.
ROMANDA: Egwene, don’t change the lightbulb.
HALIMA: Egwene, feel my evil fingers tell you to change the lightbulb.
EGWENE: I will change the lightbulb. Then I will prove to you that I am not under your control.
SIUAN: A fish in the sea is worth a lightbulb in the silverpike’s nettles.
GAWYN:
GALAD: Do you think my gorgeousness will turn it on all by itself?
TAIM: Asha’man, kill (the lightbulb!)
GRAENDAL: I will Compulse the lightbulb to turn back on. Then you will all be my slaves.
MORIDIN: Moghedien, turn on the lightbulb while standing on Cyndane’s shoulders and singing “la Cucaracha.”
LANFEAR: THE LIGHTBULB WILL BE MINE OR IT WILL BE DEAD!
ELAIDA: The lightbulb was Black Ajah. It deserved to be stilled.
LEANE: Never fear, I’m sure I can persuade some guy to turn it on.
HERID FEL: (writing) Do not bring lightbulb next time. Too pretty.
BIRGITTE: No, don’t turn it back on. I can walk around naked in the dark.
THERAVA: Down, lightbulb! Heel! Stay!
THOM: I will sing a song in High Chant about this sad tale – the Demise of The Bulb of Light.
GARETH BRYNE: Siuan, change the lightbulb.
SIUAN: Yes, of course I will, for you, darling. I mean, no, I will not be a slave to a man I hate. (cough)
TROLLOC: Ooook! Aaaaak! Eeeeerg.
LOIAL: (writing)…and then the lightbulb went out.
ROBERT JORDAN: RAFO.
RED AJAH: A man caused it to go out. Men are the cause of everything bad.
GREEN AJAH: Don’t turn it back on. No one will notice me snogging my Warders in the dark.
YELLOW AJAH: I will Heal it!
GREY AJAH: What would be best for all parties involved? We must consider all sides before coming to a decision…
WHITE AJAH: Logically, there shouldn’t be a lightbulb here in the first place.
BLUE AJAH: You will know all you need to know.
BLACK AJAH: We killed it in the first place.
BROWN AJAH: Well, lightbulbs were first found in the era of Artur Hawkwing, recorded in section AB of the Tower histories, where…
TUON: Someone turn it back on! I can’t make mocking signs to Selucia about Toy in the dark!
FAILE: Give me a minute. If I can make him mad, I can probably get Perrin to do it.
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