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([personal profile] minviendha Jan. 17th, 2007 07:52 pm)
I made a really big, intense icon thing. Based on The Black Jewels Trilogy, by Anne Bishop, which I have a love/hate relationship with. Mostly love. But anyway.



*iz so dead* from dorkiness

ETA:

HOW MANY WHEEL OF TIME CHARACTERS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB?

 

MAT: Care to place a bet on it?

 

MIN: The lamp will come on, because I have seen it. But I do not know how.

 

VERIN: Interesting.

 

MOIRAINE: You must change the lightbulb, Rand al’Thor. It is your destiny as the Dragon Reborn.

 

RAND: The lightbulb died because of me. I must add its name to the list. What was the lightbulb’s name?

 

LAN: …

 

NYNAEVE: I burned out the lightbulb on purpose!

 

ELAYNE: Hey, don’t worry about it. If I stick my chin in the air, anyone will do it.

 

SEMIRHAGE: The lightbulb will never come on. I have found ways to make it suffer.

 

ASMODEAN: Maybe if the lightbulb comes back on, you’ll know who killed me.

 

AVIENDHA: Ji’e’toh demands that I change the lightbulb.

 

PERRIN: I can see in the dark. I do not need a lightbulb.

 

ALLIANDRE: I am Queen! It will come on because I told it to!

 

LELAINE: Egwene, change the lightbulb.

 

ROMANDA: Egwene, don’t change the lightbulb.

 

HALIMA: Egwene, feel my evil fingers tell you to change the lightbulb.

 

EGWENE: I will change the lightbulb. Then I will prove to you that I am not under your control.

 

SIUAN: A fish in the sea is worth a lightbulb in the silverpike’s nettles.

 

GAWYN: Rand al’Thor killed the lightbulb. I want revenge.

 

GALAD: Do you think my gorgeousness will turn it on all by itself?

 

TAIM: Asha’man, kill (the lightbulb!)

 

GRAENDAL: I will Compulse the lightbulb to turn back on. Then you will all be my slaves.

 

MORIDIN: Moghedien, turn on the lightbulb while standing on Cyndane’s shoulders and singing “la Cucaracha.”

 

LANFEAR: THE LIGHTBULB WILL BE MINE OR IT WILL BE DEAD!

 

ELAIDA: The lightbulb was Black Ajah. It deserved to be stilled.

 

LEANE: Never fear, I’m sure I can persuade some guy to turn it on.

 

HERID FEL: (writing) Do not bring lightbulb next time. Too pretty.

 

BIRGITTE: No, don’t turn it back on. I can walk around naked in the dark.

 

THERAVA: Down, lightbulb! Heel! Stay!

 

THOM: I will sing a song in High Chant about this sad tale – the Demise of The Bulb of Light.

 

GARETH BRYNE: Siuan, change the lightbulb.

 

SIUAN: Yes, of course I will, for you, darling. I mean, no, I will not be a slave to a man I hate. (cough)

 

TROLLOC: Ooook! Aaaaak! Eeeeerg.

 

LOIAL: (writing)…and then the lightbulb went out.

 

ROBERT JORDAN: RAFO.

 

RED AJAH: A man caused it to go out. Men are the cause of everything bad.

 

GREEN AJAH: Don’t turn it back on. No one will notice me snogging my Warders in the dark.

 

YELLOW AJAH: I will Heal it!

 

GREY AJAH: What would be best for all parties involved? We must consider all sides before coming to a decision…

 

WHITE AJAH: Logically, there shouldn’t be a lightbulb here in the first place.

 

BLUE AJAH: You will know all you need to know.

 

BLACK AJAH: We killed it in the first place.

 

BROWN AJAH: Well, lightbulbs were first found in the era of Artur Hawkwing, recorded in section AB of the Tower histories, where…

 

TUON: Someone turn it back on! I can’t make mocking signs to Selucia about Toy in the dark!


FAILE: Give me a minute. If I can make him mad, I can probably get Perrin to do it.

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Ook, I know. I love everyone in that series...I'm really obsessed with it right now. So addictive...and I love her characters!

*gush gush wriggle wriggle*
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