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The truth...is crack.
MarySue 
hearts 
JeanValjean
Who doesn't? I mean, srrsly. Jean Valjean/Sue? And he is so NOT A VIRGIN. So there.
House 
smooches 
TheGiantSquid
Eugie? I see some good ideas for crackfic here...
CharlieBrown 
wants to shag 
ShirleyTemple
Oh, the hot child sex. True love.
WillTurner 
loves 
ATomato
"Oh! Tomato!"
CaptainNemo 
took out the Death Star for 
LisaSimpson
Captain Nemo loves the Simpsons. Every night, turns on the TV, watches, and has dreams of Lisa Simpson...
Quasimodo 
is flirting with 
Batman
Strangely compelling.
Draco 
EXITS pursued by 
EdmundPevensie
Oh, Edmund. You sex hound. Who'd have guessed?
Nemo 
just can't quit 
FerrisBueller
Nemo's got an addiction.
TheMightyDucks 
loves 
LadyAmalthea
A whole team!? Wow. You're smokin', Lady Amalthea.
Wilbur 
has an eye on ShirleyTemple
I'm sorry. These Wilbur ones just crack me up.
Aeneas 
broods over House
*eyebroweyebrow* Eugie, crackfic, please.
JackSparrow 
EXITS pursued by 
InigoMontoya
That would be almost as adorable as Jack/Dread Pirate Roberts. That's it. I'm writing crack.
BrainySmurf 
yearns for 
AShrubbery
Terrible tales of unrequited love. "Shrubbery, I adore you...say something, please!"
ATomato is shagging 
Bert
Oh, that hot tomato sex.
ADuck 
dreams about 
Romeo
Romeo, you're so handsome, even the birds love you.
TheLuggage 
runs a fanlisting for 
MrDarcy
Who doesn't run a fanlisting for Mr. Darcy?
TheOneRing 
writes sonnets to 
JohnKerry
The One Ring had a secret weakness. Sonnets. And John Kerry.
Marius 
wants to shag 
SleepingBeauty
Oh, Marius. You're just too hormonal for your own good.
InigoMontoya pities da foo 
Belle
Why, I wonder?
KingArthur 
pities da foo 
ThePhantom
I see crackpurtunities here.
CharlesIngalls 
fangirls
Jesus
Hey. He's Christian. That's what Christians are, esentially. Fangirls for Jesus.
SnowWhite 
runs a fanlisting for AShrubbery
What is up with the Shrubbery love?
FrodoBaggins 
forgot Poland for 
CarolineIngalls
What's Your Ultimate Fandom OTP?
Shiver My Timber--A Pirate RPG
Hercules 
just can't quit Draco
Oh, Draco. Everyone loves you far too much.
CarmenSandiego 
gives thanks for JeanValjean
Carmen Sandiego's secret weakness. Whenever she can, she goes to France.
Poland 
fangirls
Hannibal
That's what earthquakes in Poland are. That's Poland fangirling.
RobinHood 
smurfs 
BillClinton
Oh, Bill, you old hottie.
Spyro 
wants to take it out back with 
Hector
Dragonsex, meet Hector.
AShrubbery runs a fanlisting for 
LongJohnSilver
You have a fan, Johnny. His name is Shrubbery.
Wilbur fought off Reavers for 
Shaggy
Wilbur/Shaggy. Shaggy could eat Wilbur's slops.
Shaggy writes fic about 
SeverusSnape
...Severus/Shaggy? ...I'm not sure I want to touch that one.
Menelaus 
dreams about SnowWhite
Next thing you know, he'll kidnap her too. And then the fairy godmothers will get mad and send a plague into the Greek's camp. Who knows?
Jesus fought off Reavers for 
GobbleTheTurkey
Who knew? Jesus's secret weakness.
Glinda 
is stalking 
Buffy
Glinda's got a thing for vampire slayers...
Glinda would hang for 
Agamemnon
...and Greek kings.
hearts JeanValjean Who doesn't? I mean, srrsly. Jean Valjean/Sue? And he is so NOT A VIRGIN. So there.
smooches TheGiantSquid Eugie? I see some good ideas for crackfic here...
wants to shag ShirleyTemple Oh, the hot child sex. True love.
loves ATomato "Oh! Tomato!"
took out the Death Star for LisaSimpson Captain Nemo loves the Simpsons. Every night, turns on the TV, watches, and has dreams of Lisa Simpson...
is flirting with Batman Strangely compelling.
EXITS pursued by EdmundPevensie Oh, Edmund. You sex hound. Who'd have guessed?
just can't quit FerrisBueller Nemo's got an addiction.
loves LadyAmalthea A whole team!? Wow. You're smokin', Lady Amalthea.
has an eye on ShirleyTemple I'm sorry. These Wilbur ones just crack me up.
broods over House *eyebroweyebrow* Eugie, crackfic, please.
EXITS pursued by InigoMontoya That would be almost as adorable as Jack/Dread Pirate Roberts. That's it. I'm writing crack.
yearns for AShrubbery Terrible tales of unrequited love. "Shrubbery, I adore you...say something, please!"
is shagging Bert Oh, that hot tomato sex.
dreams about Romeo Romeo, you're so handsome, even the birds love you.
runs a fanlisting for MrDarcy Who doesn't run a fanlisting for Mr. Darcy?
writes sonnets to JohnKerry The One Ring had a secret weakness. Sonnets. And John Kerry.
wants to shag SleepingBeauty Oh, Marius. You're just too hormonal for your own good.
pities da foo Belle Why, I wonder?
pities da foo ThePhantom I see crackpurtunities here.
fangirls Jesus Hey. He's Christian. That's what Christians are, esentially. Fangirls for Jesus.
runs a fanlisting for AShrubbery What is up with the Shrubbery love?
forgot Poland for CarolineIngalls What's Your Ultimate Fandom OTP?
Shiver My Timber--A Pirate RPG
just can't quit Draco Oh, Draco. Everyone loves you far too much.
gives thanks for JeanValjean Carmen Sandiego's secret weakness. Whenever she can, she goes to France.
fangirls Hannibal That's what earthquakes in Poland are. That's Poland fangirling.
smurfs BillClinton Oh, Bill, you old hottie.
wants to take it out back with Hector Dragonsex, meet Hector.
runs a fanlisting for LongJohnSilver You have a fan, Johnny. His name is Shrubbery.
fought off Reavers for Shaggy Wilbur/Shaggy. Shaggy could eat Wilbur's slops.
writes fic about SeverusSnape ...Severus/Shaggy? ...I'm not sure I want to touch that one.
dreams about SnowWhite Next thing you know, he'll kidnap her too. And then the fairy godmothers will get mad and send a plague into the Greek's camp. Who knows?
fought off Reavers for GobbleTheTurkey Who knew? Jesus's secret weakness.
is stalking Buffy Glinda's got a thing for vampire slayers...
would hang for Agamemnon ...and Greek kings.
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*giggles like a madman*
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On a side note...
I TOTALI KNEW THAT!
*giggle dorkily*
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...okay...calm, Mimi, calm.
What?
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thank you for clearing that up, by the way.
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Please do this. Now. XD
King Arthur x Phantom? OMZYES. And the Glinda/Buffy one just kills me dead!
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King Arthur/The Phantom
Shaggy/Snape
Oh the cracktastic-ness of it all!
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