More made of winzorz...

[minviendha]

I are such a metaquotes/fanficrants whoor.

First from metaquotes:

All the Danes down in Denmark liked Herot a lot.
But Grendel, who lived just north of Denmark, did not!
Grendel HATED Herot! The whole Herot season!
Don't ask me why, no one quite knows the reason.
It could be his head arm wasn't screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think the most likely reason of all . . .
Was that Grendel had a heart that was three sizes too small.

And probably no need to warn for NSFW content here...

She suddenly locked her legs around his back and gave a series of heavenly sex bunts on his prodder.

"Dick!" she cried.

Spurt, spurt, spurt. Gorgeous shots of jism unlocked his packed, congested sex system.  Ew.

Spurt, spurt, spurt. So much, a continent of sperm throbbing and, gushing out of his reservoirs. He had climbed straight up to joyous lust heaven.

Virgin cunt deflowered and won!

A magnificent body like this would produce fierce, healthy girl orgasms.

And as a final joy:

"I think you mean posthumous.

Not posthummus."

*so. much. facepalm*

I kind of don't want to find this author and read all of their stuff.

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That Beowulf version of How The Grinch Stole Christmas made my entire life.